How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Randomize