i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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