Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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