using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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