I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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