You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
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You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
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Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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