I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
i just had sex bonerless
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
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