I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
one might say we're banned from that church
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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