So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
im holly from the hills drunk
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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