You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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