I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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