Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there