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• (323): View more from California

  I'm being pulled over???

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  For what!?!?!

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  ??? I'm in a cab!!!!!

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  zippers are such a cool invention

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness

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• (830): View more from Texas

  Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.

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• (909): View more from California

  and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  And I can feel feelings now and they hurt

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• (716): View more from New York

  You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes

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• (253): View more from Washington

  Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.

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