I bet he comes in French.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down