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Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories

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I don't see you I see the memories. All the time

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(269): Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories (269): I don't see you I see the memories. All the time http://tfl.nu/pc8l

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(213): View more from California

those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later

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(213): those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later http://tfl.nu/envj

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(443): View more from Maryland

There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.

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(443): There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now. http://tfl.nu/lz21

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.

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(814): No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me. http://tfl.nu/k4yz

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(972): View more from Texas

85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.

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(972): 85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing. http://tfl.nu/910d

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(716): View more from New York

He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.

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(716): He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves. http://tfl.nu/0275

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(870): View more from Arkansas

God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz

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(870): God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz http://tfl.nu/dral

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.

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(715): During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me. http://tfl.nu/euwh

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(360): View more from Washington

corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.

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(360): corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me. http://tfl.nu/hdp7

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(410): View more from Maryland

Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.

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all 3? possibly?

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I think I'm up to the challenge.

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(410): Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone. (732): all 3? possibly? (410): I think I'm up to the challenge. http://tfl.nu/jtli

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He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers

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(732): He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers http://tfl.nu/7nw7

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(352): View more from Florida

We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.

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(352): We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home. http://tfl.nu/59j5

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(206): View more from Washington

I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.

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(206): I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice. http://tfl.nu/3w4k

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(760): View more from California

Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?

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(760): Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection? http://tfl.nu/93gn

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(862): View more from New Jersey

This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.

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(862): This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex. http://tfl.nu/wq13

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