I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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