Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
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I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
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I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
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