i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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