hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
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