It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
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No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
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just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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