I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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