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go home
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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