So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
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