He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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