she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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