You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
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I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
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If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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