Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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