Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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