MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
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don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
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I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Holy sore nipples Batman
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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