shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
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they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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