I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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