wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
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not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
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I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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