i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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