dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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