I'm gonna have a badass scar
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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