can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
