I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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