Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
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about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
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My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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