"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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