Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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