so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
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He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
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Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
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