so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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