youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I will die if light touches me.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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