his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Pooping to opera.
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