There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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