guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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