So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
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But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
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We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I look excited, but its just a facade.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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