I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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