Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
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You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
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I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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