i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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