Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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