I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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