Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
