Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
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Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
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Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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