Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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