But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
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You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
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We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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