Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
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Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
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You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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