just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
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Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
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I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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