You really coming over, don't trick.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
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