he was CRYING into my vagina
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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