love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
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I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
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Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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